CHRISTMAS JUMPERS
Mark it down: this is the year Christmas jumpers jump the shark. Sure, they were fun at first, but once your dad starts wearing a Mario Kart-themed festive pullover, you know it’s gone too far. Having said that, Premier Youthwork-designed jumpers are available in bright pink from premieryouthwork.com/ TheseJumpersDontReallyExist
EARLY CHRISTMAS
Stop this. STOP THIS. Take tinsel down in November. Don’t allow trees to be put up before mid-December. If you are going to wear Christmas jumpers, save it until the week before Christmas and a maximum of 12 days after. If we had our way, we’d outlaw Advent calendars as well. STOP
EVERYTHING ELSE
…apart from all this stuff, Christmas is excellent. Turkey, parsnips, family, TV, parsnips, presents, parsnips, time off, parsnips, turkey, Jesus, parsnips… CHRISTMAS IS SO GREAT.
