I am sooooo bored.
We’ve been standing here for absolute age.
My mum says that Jesus is going to pray for us. And ask God to take care of us. Which is okay, I guess. But between you and me, I’d be happy if he just asked God to make the queue go faster.
My name’s Sara, by the way. And there’s my mum. And there’s my dad. And the kid shoving dirt in his mouth? That’s my baby brother, Sam.
What? No, eating dirt doesn’t seem to bother him. He even ate a worm, once. No biggy. At least he’s got something to do.
Me, I ran out of things to do, a long time ago. I skipped around for a while. I did some cartwheels. And some handstands.
I pretended to be a chicken. And a dog. And a monkey. Then my dad told me to behave. So I just sat there for a while and dreamed about what it would be like to be a chicken. And a dog. And a monkey.
And when I couldn’t stand it anymore, I jumped up and down and shouted, “WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG!!!”
And everybody stared at me. And started whispering. And my dad told me off again. And then you came by.
What’s that? There’s somebody coming? A bunch of somebodies? ’Scuse me. I think I’ll go and have a look.
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