Nailed it, Failed it

NAILED IT

NORWICH

A-ha! Partridge-ville had the greatest weekend in its history this month when it hosted acts such as the Foo Fighters, Snoop Dogg, Muse and the queen herself, Taylor Swift, for Radio One’s Big Weekend, as well as achieving promotion to the Premier League the very next day. This was the best thing to come out of Norfolk since mustard, Oliver Cromwell, Trisha, Knowing me, knowing you, Bernard Matthews and our editor, Phoebe.

FAILED IT

BRITAIN IN EUROVISION Every year, our mighty country shoots for Eurovision glory and comes up empty handed with another dud of an entry. We suggest that youth workers take command of our attempt next year. Songs could include: ‘I can CRB clearly now the rain has gone,’ ‘Ice-Ice-Breaker,’ and ‘Tuck in the middle with you.’